Jokes and songs for Halloween Fun!

Here are a few good jokes to try on those trick or treaters coming to your door tonight:

What kind of a sandwich will a vampire never eat?
A STAKE sandwich!

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone!

What do polite little ghosts never do?
Spook until they’re spooken to!

What are the best kind of hot dogs this time of year?
Hallow-wieners!

Looking for a fun song? Charlotte Diamond has recorded a wonderful spooky song you can sing at home! If You’re Scary and You Know It you can sing too!

You can …
show your fangs
stir your brew
flap your wings
rattle your bones

What other spooky things you can think of?

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