Here are a few good jokes to try on those trick or treaters coming to your door tonight:
What kind of a sandwich will a vampire never eat?
A STAKE sandwich!
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
What do polite little ghosts never do?
Spook until they’re spooken to!
What are the best kind of hot dogs this time of year?
Looking for a fun song? Charlotte Diamond has recorded a wonderful spooky song you can sing at home! If You’re Scary and You Know It you can sing too!
You can …
show your fangs
stir your brew
flap your wings
rattle your bones
What other spooky things you can think of?